neverbehindbarseowyn:

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Bonus because his face makes me laugh too.

communitybooty:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

"Paid for by the national coalition for laws can go fuck themselves"

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 

riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 

delphes:

Literature Meme | Epic 1/1

Paradise Lost is an epic poem in blank verse by the 17th-century English poet John Milton. It was originally published in 1667 in ten books, with a total of over ten thousand individual lines of verse. A second edition followed in 1674, changed into twelve books (in the manner of the division of Virgil’s Aeneid) with minor revisions throughout and a note on the versification.


The poem concerns the Biblical story of the Fall of Man: the temptation of Adam and Eve by the fallen angel Satan and their expulsion from the Garden of Eden. Milton’s purpose, stated in Book I, is to “justify the ways of God to men”. (More)

"I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself."
– Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via purplebuddhaproject)

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

robotmango:

"keep an eye on him. keep two eyes on him. send me photos with your camera phone. i know how those work now. i will expect hourly updates sam make sure he eats enough vegetables you know how he is. make sure he has enough blankets."

I watched the episode this was exactly what he said.

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.